i solemnly swear that i am up to no good.

voodouqueen:

cosbyykidd:

This has me weak bruh

Oh my GOD YALL CHILDISH

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

hvlloween:

laserclifford:

security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker

working at concerts I’ve found out it’s because 90% of the time they have no clue who the bands even are

Let’s just be nice and have a good time

innocent-demons:

alfredont:

THIS IS THE WHOLE PLOT TO MEAN GIRLS AND I DIDNT G ET IT UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU RACHAEL

Oh my, why did I not realize this?

innocent-demons:

alfredont:

THIS IS THE WHOLE PLOT TO MEAN GIRLS AND I DIDNT G ET IT UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU RACHAEL

Oh my, why did I not realize this?

  • Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
  • Police officers: ayyyy
  • Investigator: ayyyy
  • Corpse: ayyyy lmao

lion:

when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for itimage

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

vinebox:

When yo song come on.

vinebox:

When yo song come on.

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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